Holy crap, I just described myself as an "Initiated Neo-Platonic Animist Hermetic Magician attempting to accomplish the Great Work, without getting too hung up on himself in the process."
With a straight face, even.
This author bio writing thing is fun.
Head for the Red: The ongoing adventures and insights of a magician's attempts to accomplish the Great Work.
Really? I hate writing those things. I usually end up with "I live near Chicago," and that's about as far as I can get. For some reason, I always want to fabricate the existence of cats. I don't know why, but I always have in my head that author bios always mention the number of cats a person lives with.
ReplyDeleteTwo questions:
ReplyDelete1. What book are you writing an author bio for?
2. Do I know the guy you're describing? Sounds fascinating.